Main Cast:


Eternally optimistic about the world and pessimistic about his own abilities and potential. A fool with a big mouth which he cannot keep shut. Just wants some friends to care about.


Described by his mother as “the most despicable, deplorable being to ever befoul this land”. Has done enough to make people consider that accurate. Lava flavored dead man.


The smartest person you know. Completely reshaped transportation across the globe. Is working on viewing dead people as people. Gets nervous talking to girls.


Eternally nervous. Skills are due to perseverance instead of any talent. Really wants to believe the castle is only a little secretly evil and is still mostly good. Will be disappointed.


Edgelord deluxe. Murders on command. Thinks wizards and magic are overrated. Desperately trying to impress her boss with the murdering. Likes animals.


Somehow got wrapped up in all this. Fears magic but is trying to be cool about it. Loves her siblings more than anything. Tends to be extremely blunt.

The High King, Marek:

King since he was seven. Murdered his father at seven. Is definitely cool about it and not traumatized. Makes questionable decisions for questionable reasons.


Sometimes a dragon, sometimes a little girl. Really wants to see Hana again, but will settle for Bonbon in the meantime. Likes warm places. Easily portable.

The Maighstir Cu:

Wants to make you feel bad. One half of the King’s closest advisors. Ex-girlfriend of the other half. Has many evil deeds up her evil sleeves. Causes problems on purpose.

The Priomh Draoidh:

Believes people are there for her to use for research purposes. One half of the King’s closest advisors. Was broken up with by the other half. Tera’s instructor.


character wiki pages are not all currently up to date, sorry 🙁 main ones are though 🙂